Hunting in Hardland

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The hunting grounds. (Click to enlarge)

Hardland is a popular area meant for hardgore hunters. This is not a good place for beginners to try out there new rifle what-so-ever. In this pamphlet, we will be talking to you about the most effective ways to hunt in Hardland.

As you can tell once you start hunting, that the critters here are not those that run away but those who want to eat your frickin' face off. They are called landis phirahnahis meaning land piranhas, but the locals just call them furries. These guys come in varying sizes; cubs, adults, and alphas, but the locals call the sizes; mini, normal, and large. How unimaginative.

Some furries come in fury. Two words. Fire furries. These furries are literally on fire. They chase you in rage, slowly catching up to you. It's a wonder how they don't catch the others on fire.

And now for the King of Critters. The wormwolf. This is what you get if a wolf has a baby with a tape worm. Blegh, tape worms. These creatures are what you hunters have been waiting for.

Getting to Know. . . How to Kill Each Other

Good game.

John's famous minotaur steaks. A Hardland delicacy.

Critter	Difficulty	Threat	Tips
Mini Furry	Piece-of-cake	Low	Just one bullet will do.
Normal Furry	Easy	Moderately Low	A few more bullets.
Large Furry	Medium	Medium	A whole clip!
Mini Fire Furry	Easy-Peasy-Lemon-Squeezey	Moderately High	One bullet but backpedal!
Normal Fire Furry	Easy	High	BACKPEDAL! BACKPEDAL!
Large Fire Furry	Medium	Medium	It makes more fire furries!
Wormwolf	Medium	High	Make sure you have a good weapon.

Renting Equipment

When hunting furries, they may drop some equipment that they stole from the Rental. You may use these weapons, but please return them after use. Thank you.

Missing Weapons: Please Return! (No Reward)

Weapon	Description
Shotgun	Double-barreled. Good against hordes.
Grenade Launcher	Shoots grenades. It's more of a toy. An awesome toy.

Warning! Please do not shoot any of the equipment crates. It may explode and kill some furries. Wait? That's a good thing right?

Four-leafed Clovers: A Miracle Drug

I need CLOVERS!

This is a rare sight. An over-dose of clovers maybe?

A rare plant in Hardland. If you eat three, you transform into your true being. It makes those who touch you shrivel into nothingness. Santa is not addicted to cookies, he is addicted to four-leafed clovers.

Ten Tips for Survival

Kill the furries closest to you.
Always have at least two clovers with you at all times.
Don't save the weapons, use them.
Don't go into the trees.
Herd them into a massive horde by circling them.
Focus on the fire furries.
Focus on one wormwolf at a time. If split, they double.
When night falls, all furries catch on fire.
Don't try to hide. They can smell you. (They never tell anyone this, but the Axe Effect works on furries.)
Backpedal. Backpedal. Backpedal.

Sensei Evan's Advice

"He who get world highscore, get success. I have world highscore, so I success."

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